Ore ga Kousoku Naughty Valkyries

When Nao got off the plane to the Rudeboy308 HQ-exclusive Hawaiian resort island, she had a lot of the security ladies in goggle-eyed wonder.  "Did someone shrink Cattleya (Queen's Blade) in the wash?," Carrie White (Labyrinth of Flames) asked.  "Gee, I wonder if SHE'LL get hired!," Anna (JK Bitch Sannin) said with much sarcasm.  "She's trying to tick off all the boxes for Rudie, isn't she?" asked Kiyone (Tenchi Muyo).  "If she doesn't get hired, I'll eat Carrie's hat," said Kizune (Tsuyokiss Festival).  "I'd rather have you eat my pie, sugar!"  Carrie answered Kizune.

I met the huge tiddy meganekko Nao and introduced her to another huge tiddy meganekko in my bodyguard and head of security Beth.  Nao asked Beth how I can have sex with her, and Beth said, "He loves big tall ladies like me, and we're both consenting adults."  Nao shook her head and said, "No, no, no!  I mean, HOW can HE physically have sex with YOU?!"  Beth laughed and said, "Oh, it took some adjustments!  We try the best we can at 69, and when I want him to eat my pussy, I tell him to go UP on me.  I also have to make sure that when he's down on the muffin and he makes me cum, I don't crush his head between my thighs.  When I do that, he slaps my thigh as if to tap out of a submission hold and then I know to let him get some air."  Beth then displayed my "man-a-conda" Nao couldn't help but stare at the entire time, and said, "Thing is, though, Rudie can't suplex me or keep me in a submission hold, but when he strokes this gorgeous beast of his in and out of my holes, he makes me tap out in pleasure.  You know what we say about the hype?  Believe it!"

Nao showed off how much she loves giving the paizuri/blowjob combo to my Longfellow until I gave her a real Wadsworth.  (Thanks to the smart people for getting that!)  Beth showed that she can do that too, and Nao noted how when she gives paizuri to the other guys she's had, the tip would stop less than halfway into her cleavage.  Beth and I personally showed Nao how I and my big little baby get it on, and how "death by snoo-snoo" is more her problem than mine.  

THREE HOURS later, Nao was hired after showing me her impeccable credentials during the interview, and she's now resting up in the resort's hospital.  As Beth and I got ready for extracurricular activity, Kiriko Aoi (Godannar) walked into the room wearing nothing but her lab coat, glasses, and a smile.  (That's the dress code for R&D not only at the main HQ, but also at the resorts.)  Beth looked at her suspiciously, cracked her knuckles, and asked, "You're not going to tell me I can't have more zug-zug with Rudie after the interview like Emi and Ayaka used to do, right?  RIGHT?!"  Kiriko scoffed and said, "I'm not like those two, Beth.  We're going to share Rudie!  I've got the newest elixir, Midori liqueur flavored, and if it works as intended, you and I won't be able to walk until tomorrow afternoon.  Wanna be a guinea pig for this experiment, big mama?!"  Beth clapped and said, "Ooh, I've always wanted to be part of these experiments of yours."  Not only Kiriko, but Beth as well loves being the victim of Kiriko's success, and Beth said that she hadn't been left so utterly gassed (i.e. out of breath, in wrestling lingo) since the end of her marathon 45 minute women's championship title defense against her hero and mentor Bull Nakano in the main event at the Tokyo Dome.

Excellent work here and on Tumblr, though in the top shot on Tumblr, it looks like the green-haired Suzuri is bigger than Nao.  Congrats on scoring Suzuri and Himeka for your own company.