And now, girls jumping on trampolines, as The Man Show would sign off!

Just used the cm to feet converter, and Yayoi is a smidge over 6 feet tall, certainly taller than me.  We here at Rudeboy308 HQ love short girls and tall girls, and Yayoi will feel right at home.  Well, there's also the whole huge tiddy meganekko thing she's got going on!  I'll try to keep her away from the lusheteers like Kazehana [Sekirei] and Ms. Shikijo [Mahoromatic].  My receptionist Rosemary [Hong Kong Phooey] welcomed Yayoi by saying, "Rudie darling and I will love to climb you like a tree, honey!  Interview Room B, and believe the hype!"

Yayoi is a tall honey, but her co-interviewer overtops Yayoi in height and bust size:  Cattleya [Queen's Blade], who says that her satyr of a son Rana is really really REALLY ready to go to the Rudeboy308 HQ all-MILF island in the Caribbean for Mother's Week and a Half.  Cattleya said, "Yes, as you can see by me and his blonde meganekko bodyguard Beth, Rudie loves tall, busty women in glasses.  Ask Beth, ask me, and you'll find out that Rudie's height isn't the size you should judge him by.  It's his length and girth.  [*drops my pants, unrolls my "man-a-conda"*]  Believe the hype!"  Yayoi picked her jaw up off of the floor and said, "I don't see how he can jump in volleyball with THAT weighing him down!"

Cattleya lowered herself onto my pole to prove that yes, it can go up in there!  After a while riding me, Cattelya dismounted and let Yayoi experience me for the first time.  Cattleya was impressed with how well she took to riding me and staying in there like a trooper.  Yayoi lasted for four hours, a tremendous effort, but there's no shame in losing a sexual endurance contest to Cattleya.  

As Yayoi was wheeled out to HQ hospital to rest up, she asked Cattleya if she could have a few rounds with her son Rana.  Cattleya told her, "Rana would love to give you more loving than you can handle like Rudie just did, but you'd better get your rest first.  My dear boy can go LONG!"  Since I had no more interviews for the day, Cattleya and I did our Olympic level shagging training for the next several hours, and wonder of wonders, I FINALLY shagged Cattleya into the HQ hospital!  All that training paid off big time!  Before Cattleya was wheeled out to the hospital, she said, "I'm SO proud of you, Rudie darling!  I knew you could do it!  It just takes practice, lots and lots and lots and LOTS of practice, but you know that's the fun part.    If those MILFs on your island thought last Mother's Day wore them out, they won't know what hit them THIS year!  I just ask that you and Rana please not kill any of them with snoo-snoo when you beasts double team them."

Excellent work here and on Tumblr, and I hope you're all right after taking on those huge tiddy Hinamori sisters who now work for you.