Suisou Ginka no Istoria Shrine Maidens

First off, nice tribute to Girls Bravo with the group shot on Tumblr!  That may be a stumper for a lot of the Tumblr or dA crowd, but not for me!  Thank goodness that the blonde in this group isn't as bat-shit crazy as Lisa Fukuyama in Girls Bravo.  Lisa's English VA Hunter Mackenzie Austin is a laugh riot in the improvising dub version.

I like where lucky dude's head is re. building a utopia, but he'd better find some new girls, since this lot have decamped for paradise elsewhere.  Heck, I've already got TWO island paradises:  the Rudeboy308 HQ exclusive resort in Hawaii; and the all-MILF island in the Caribbean, and as we speak, we're making travel plans for Mother's Week [it takes more than a day to jam all those hot moms!] there.  Cattleya [Queen's Blade] told me that Rana is counting the days until he comes along and helps me out like last year and during the holiday season.

Yurugi's co-interviewer was Janis [Cat Planet Cuties], who was being rewarded for her work that led to the beat-down of a scummy pervert who tried to kidnap the daughters of a few of my MILF employees.  Janis found him hiding out in the South Georgia hamlet of Hahira  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hahira,_… , just north of Valdosta and the FL/GA border.  Garnet [Dragonaut] and Haruka the pervert punisher found him hiding out in the local Shriner's temple.  After Haruka damn near killed him with her bare hands, the leaders there [who didn't see Haruka do anything, nothing at all, no sir, no way, no how!] told Garnet that they hadn't had this much trouble in their shrine since one member named Coy embarrassed them all at the convention, got kicked out of the group, and then joined the Hell's Angels many years ago.  (Reference:  Ray Stevens' "Shriner's Convention," a fave of mine growing up:  www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hplvmi…  )  Garnet promised to get that guy out of their town forever, and true, he couldn't do that once he was turned into alligator scat in the Okefenokee Swamp nearby.  The Georgia gators seemed to enjoy scumbag perverts the most, while the ones at HQ have a predilection for tsundere or yandere girls.  Fascinating!

Janis unzipped my pants, unrolled my "man-a-conda," and said, "Why settle for a Krystal when you can have the Whopper?!  Oh, I had such a wonderful time on a tropical island with Rudie and my fellow security ladies.  All I wore was my cowboy hat and some sunscreen, and all I did was eat, sleep, and get shagged within an inch of my life by Rudie and his monster meat.  Believe the hype, honey!"  Yurugi's energy and enthusiasm impressed the hell out of me and Janis, and Yurugi said, "Man, no wonder there are so many blondes like me working here!  God, I hope I get hired!"  Janis said, "Oh, I'm sure you will, right, Rudie darling?  [*I nod and keep shagging*]  Wait until you meet his tall, kyonyuu, brick house blonde fiancee Mizuki [Gravion].  Sit under the learning tree of sex with her, and she'll school you good till you drop!"

Yurugi getting schooled by Mizuki will have to wait until Yurugi recovers from the three hour interview in the HQ hospital [see Tumblr].  I then continued rewarding Janis for her hard work leading to an important capture and liquidation.  Four more hours later, Janis was being wheeled out to HQ hospital, but not before Dr. Emi told her, "That elixir I gave Rudie to take care of Mizuki and the British MILFs Cecelia and Sara [Blue Eyes] last night is the reason why you've just been shagged for seven hours and can't walk on your own power.  The elixir is still working, so while my nurses take you to the hospital, I'm going to be a victim of my own success.  [*sighs*]  I love my job!  Okay, Rudie, shag me into the hospital, doctor's orders!"  I obeyed the good doctor!

Excellent work here and on Tumblr, and congrats on your newest redhead Yuura.