Negligee Cosplays

How appropriate that Yuuki wore the merry widow corselet to the home of many merry widows, Rudeboy308 HQ.  Helping me interview Yuuki was my security response coordinator Yoriko [You're Under Arrest], who was being rewarded for her outstanding work during the last Pedobear invasion.

 "Could this day suck any worse for me?!  Someone shoulda told me that Yoriko herself was practically granny age!  She's so short, I thought she was a high schooler, but I forgot about her Rule #8 enhanced boobs!  Next thing I know, she's whipped out her smartphone, and she was fiddling with it in such a way as to send Garnet [Dragonaut] and her band of savages my way.  I tried to rally my minions, but they had already been cut down by Garnet's other savages!"

 "And all to the dulcet tones of Norway's own Dimmu Borgir with orchestral accompaniment:  "Born Treacherous"  www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5XwRA… ; "Vredesbyrd" www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3ZYMM… ; "Puritania" www.youtube.com/watch?v=cau47Q… ; and "Gateways" www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGoak4… (w/Agnete Kjolsrud of DJERV; she sung the song "Get Jinxed" as part of League of Legends' introduction of Jinx in 2013 www.metal-archives.com/artists…)   Everyone's legal here, furball, how many damned times do Garnet and her soldiers have to crowbar that into your head before you get it?!"

Anyway, Yoriko said to Yuuki, "Do you know how many years I've waited to be able to find a place like Rudeboy308 HQ?  Too damned long, but now you've come to a place where the welfare and enjoyment of us glasses girls is paramount.  Rudie-kun is the best boss and lover I've ever had, and once you experience him and his gift, you'll think so too!"  When Yuuki asked about my gift, Yoriko dropped my trousers and displayed my "man-a-conda," prompting Yuuki to exclaim, "Happy Birthday AND Merry Christmas to ME!" as she lowered herself onto my meat pole with the quickness.  She and I had a three hour long interview, and Yoriko said, "She'll fit right in, Rudie-kun!  Hey Yuuki, watch what Rudie and I do to entertain everyone in the office."  Yoriko then jumped into my arms, inserted my meat pole inside of her, and held on as I carried her around while she cowgirled me.  Yuuki watched me and Yoriko walk and shag at the same time, and she clapped her hands in appreciation before she finally passed out from her interview.  As Yuuki was wheeled off to HQ hospital to rest up, I told Yoriko that the rest of her reward will be given in my bedroom tonight, so get some rest before then.  She said she would after we did our unique live sex act once around the offices, so we did.

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