Kamikaze Explorer Spandex

Re. Mishio's fire trick on Pedobear:  After the Night invasion, round 2, was successfully repelled by a divinely turbocharged Garnet (see previous piece), Garnet sat down to watch video of that fire trick, and she was hopping around like a five year old on Christmas, singing "I'm the firestarter, twisted firestarter" ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnsMcA… ; I've played Sepultura's cover [w/ French drum band Les Tambours du Bronx] of that song more often than the original)  It's gonna take a whole lot of bedroom action for me to calm Garnet down after all this!  Good thing I swigged down some cranberry flavored elixir after the hiring binge that netted my HQ Fuka and Karou from this title, and Tsubomi and Yuri from Gakuen Milk Tea in your Tumblr exclusive.

Mizuki and Goei LOVE to be overemployed like this, and Fuka will love being under Mizuki's titelage--whoops, I mean, tutelage--along with Tsubomi.  Maybe Fuka can use her powers to make a shield for all of HQ just in case Night or any other yandere goddess wants to take a whack at my place.  Mizuki was still only at half strength from the last few interviews with busty blondes she helped me with, and Dr. Emi once again had to order a cool-down period for Mizuki's vajay-jay.  When Mizuki protested, as she usually does, Beth's trainee Akira hopped onto her back and slapped on a sleeper hold, which knocked Mizuki out faster than usual due to the accumulated fatigue.  

Goei would soon follow Mizuki to the HQ hospital, except she was polite enough to pass out from exhaustion herself after helping me interview the two MILF widows Karou and Yuri.  Re. Karou's words on Tumblr:  the only hot, mature widow I've ever passed on was Miyu from Sekirei, because I don't want her and Garnet tearing up HQ when Miyu lectures Garnet about morality and Garnet tells Miyu in return to shove her lecture up her female body part having a name that can rhyme with "punt" or "swat."  I didn't see any evidence of Yuri being cold to people, since all I saw was a meganekko freaky freak mama who surprised even Goei with how much she wanted to be part of my HQ.  Yes, I can safely say that Tsubomi and Yuri as very naughty Santa's helpers make up for that yandere goddess Night, no matter how hot Night looked in that previous piece.

Oh, breaking news!  Tomo defied the valuable advice from your shoot staff about not barging into my HQ and demanding a job like I owe her something.  After I had finished interviewing all four of my newest employees, Tomo hit the ceiling when my receptionist told her to leave the premises and take her shitty attitude with her.  Beth, however, was available to tell her the same thing, at which point Tomo slapped Beth.  Some people gotta learn the hard way, don't they?  Beth returned that slap with interest, knocking Tomo to the floor, at which point Beth tied her up in the classic sharpshooter hold and really wrenched it in on her.  Beth said that Tomo screamed louder than any of the trainees she saw at Stu Hart's infamous Dungeon in Calgary when Stu would grab one of them by surprise and stretch him in a painful submission hold.  Then Beth threw Tomo over her shoulder and went out to chuck her into the next bullet train leaving HQ.

Excellent work here with the ladies in the spandex, and certainly out of it on Tumblr.