Dai Ranto Towels

Based on Izuru's picture, my recruiters for Rudeboy308 HQ would have most definitely zeroed in on her.  Izuru was co-interviewed by her boss in the I.T. department, the horniest, most perverted meganekko in HQ as voted on by her peers, Miss "Hentai Glasses" Matsu [Sekirei].  Matsu said to Izuru, "Though Rudie-kun is hiring a bunch of busty blondes, this place will always be a welcome home for glasses girls like us just like it's been from Day One.  Being a member of I.T. has its perks:  all the hentai and yaoi you can read, and the reward for putting down a cyber threat, namely getting shagged within an inch of your life by Rudie-kun.  Now let me introduce the only man who can keep up with my demands in the sack--well, the man AND the legend!  [*drops my pants, displays my "man-a-conda"*]  Believe the hype!"

Izuru said, "All I heard about Rudeboy308 HQ, it's true, I can't believe it!  I thought that was just an internet rumor!"  Matsu said, "I've started quite a few internet rumors myself--remember Man Bear Pig?--but Rudie's endowment, his stamina, and this place as a meganekko paradise are 100 percent true!  Now ease yourself on down his meat pole!"  Izuru did, and nearly passed out in pleasure.  Izuru recovered, and to her credit, lasted nearly three hours in my interview.  Trust me, she's hired, though I never expected her to out-shag the most perverted glasses girl on my payroll.  After Izuru conked out and was wheeled off to HQ hospital to recover, I told Matsu that she wasn't done interviewing yet, that there was another glasses girl waiting.  [See other piece for today.]  Matsu said, "Good, because that was a warm-up!  I should have had you as my master in my series from the get-go."

Excellent work here and on Tumblr, where you were pollinating your new gardener Sakura.