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Cassee Coulton Santa's Helper by quamp Cassee Coulton Santa's Helper by quamp
Made with TechArts 3DCG sp 4 & fanpack.

The list of bad Santa's helpers would not be complete without her. Our big busted right-wing pigeon would spend most of her time indoctrinating kids about the joys of being conservative. She'd really creep them out a lot. More often than not, little children find her frightening, especially little girls.
If you're having trouble reading what she's saying, it says: "Dear Santa, won't you give a lump of coal to all the liberals for Christmas?" She speaks in a font named creepygirl.

Cassee Coulton created by *quamp
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rudeboy308 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2011
First off, nice Dead Milkmen reference with "right-wing pigeon"--does she also drive a bitchin' Camaro? Our conservative succubus looks great as a Santa's helper, like Anne Coulter with more voluptuous proportions. Cassee, kids want video games, dolls, and bikes for Christmas, not the latest Anne Coulter book. Still, the devil hath the power to assume a pleasing shape, and by jingo, the devil did some great work here.
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quamp Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2011
Well, Cassee doesn't drive, she has her chauffeur do it. Her family is very wealthy. She also married a rich man and then quickly divorced him, taking a good chunk of his wealth with her.
I told you she was evil.
As for the Dead Milkmen, I've seen them live no less than seven times. I was every time they played in Dallas since 1986. (Okay I'm old!)
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rudeboy308 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2011
I wasn't old enough to get into the clubs where they played at that time. I was in high school listening to their tapes on the bus ride home, particularly Big Lizard in My Backyard, Beelzebubba, and Eat Your Paisley.
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quamp Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2011
I wasn't either, but here you could go if you brought a chaperon.
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ZerkerZero Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
creepy @.@
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OmegaRiazer Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
-wakes up and sees her- o.o...? -turns on the light and blushes hard- O////O!!! -nosebleeds and faints from looking at her- X////X
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quamp Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2011
You wouldn't do that in her presence though. She's evil, very evil.
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OmegaRiazer Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i think its a bit to late for that x////x thanks for the warning though
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